
The smoothies were green. The murder was not. When baker Theodora Papadakis signs up for a "restorative weekend" at the exclusive Edelweiss Wellness Retreat, she expects meditation, facials, and maybe a gluten-free brownie. What she doesn’t expect is a dead lifestyle guru in the eucalyptus steam room—and a retreat full of suspects detoxing their alibis. Trapped by a snowstorm and bad Wi-Fi, Thea and her cat Loukoumi must navigate juice cleanses, suspicious chakra charts, and one alarmingly competitive yoga instructor. As bodies bend and secrets unravel, Thea stirs up more than bone broth in her search for the truth. Armed with sarcasm, sourdough, and a sixth sense for lies, Thea is about to prove that inner peace is no match for a murder investigation. What Happened at the Wellness Retreat is a warm, witty cozy mystery filled with twists, toxins, and the world’s most unimpressed cat.











